I have analyzed myself down to the last smallest detail and concluded I donít really exist.
Thatís a relief!
I thought if I did actually exist then it would be different.
But alas the final research is in, and just as I suspectedÖ.I donít exist.
Now I can go about my days and be nonexistent. I go places without†being noticed -†as nonexistent people are not noticed, cause they donít exist.
I donít need anything that existing people need; books, food, a life. I shall write a book on not existing. The trials and foibles of such a non-entity.
Isnít it grand?